My 3 Random Stories

One day Farmer Brown was milking the roosters and collecting the horse eggs when all of the sudden a UFO came along and out came.... A SUBSCRIPTION TO SPORTS ILLUSTRATED!! and then another UFO came and this time two weirdly dressed things came out "who are you?" asked Farmer Brown "we are humans named John and Fred, but the reason we dressed differently is because we are from Detroit" mentioned the people "ooooooooh that explains everything, the hair, the clothes, the gun, it all makes sense now that I know you are from Detroit" so Farmer Brown asked the people how they got a flying saucer and they replied "Ebay.ca." Farmer Brown decided to take the people to a square dance which was being held not to far away but when he asked them they said "no thanks we are allergic to penicillin" and with the blink of an eye they dissapeared. "hehehehehe" laughed Farmer Joe "good thing they don't know that I planted a tracking device on their UFO and also it's a really good thing that they didn't find out that i'm actually SEAN KINGSTON!" so using his private jet, Sean Kingston flew to Detroit and soon enough he found them walking along the river so as soon as they were in range of his AK47 he fired.........at ELMER THE SAFETY ELEPHANT who fell on top of the two people he was tracking "UGH" moaned John "Looks like I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue" murmered Fred and he picked up some glue and sniffed it. So Sean Kingston turned in Fred and John for illegal possesion of a UFO and also they were charged with illegal use of glue. Looks like another case solved by Sean Kingston the greatest detective in Jamaica.






CHARACTERS:Adolf Hitler(left), Tom Cruise(centre) and David Hasselhoff (right)
One random day in Hamburg Germany Tom Cruise was enjoying a fresh schnitzel kabob with his beloved anteater Fred while relaxing on his vacation away from Katie Holmes (little does he know she is cheating on him with a horse) but all of the sudden it started raining lava but luckily Tom Cruise was wearing his protective lava-proof underwear so he survived but his anteater was vapourized "good thing i still have Katie Holmes" said Tom Cruise "it's not like she's cheating on me with some farm animal" he said aloud which concerned a local because he was overhearing his conversation. All of the sudden out of a green smoke out came......David Hasselhoff!!! and... and Adolf Hitler???? "aren't you dead" mentioned Tom Cruise "Zat eez what you thought!!" sputtered Adolf Hitler "come with us or we will kill Sparky the Fire Safety Dalmation" threatened David Hasselhoff "ok....ok just don't kill Sparky, he was my only friend" said Tom Cruise dramatically, Adolf Hitler and David Hasselhoff looked at each other puzzled so Tom Cruise came with the two Germans "What do you want with me" said Tom Cruise "Ve vant your mojo" said Adolf Hitler "my mojo?" said Tom Cruise quizzically "Yes the thing that allows you to be smooth around the ladies which is something that I lack" said David Hasselhoff but all of the sudden KABLAM!!!!!! the door burst open and thousands of German Swat officers burst onto the scene "FREEZE SCUM WE'VE GOT AQUAFINA AND WE ARE NOT AFRAID TA USE IT!!!" "what is soo bad about aquafina?" said Tom Cruise "IT'S FLAVOURED" replied one SWAT officer "OH NOOOOOOOO!!!" said Tom Cruise so then they took back Tom Cruise to america but when he returned there was hoofmarks in his bed............









"Which airline should I take for my trip to Wisconsin?" said Hilary Clinton "I would take Air Canada Jazz because they don't have AIDS and they also don't charge for fuel because they got rid of them life jackets" said her husband George Bush "OK." Two days later Hilary Clinton bought some Diet Coke and then the next day she boarded the plane to Wisconsin but then the plane crashed......."USE THE SEAT CUSHIONS BELOW FOR LIFE JACKETS!!!" said the flight attendant "How come mine is made of lead?" said Miley Cyrus "oh no reason" replied the flight attendant "tell her manager that the mission is a success" whispered the flight attendant to the pilot. "HE....HEY YOU THREE CUT IT OUT!" a fight had broken out between Hilary Clinton, a Cat and a Horse which caused a random piano to fall on the Horses head. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS, IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED WE ARE ABOUT TO CRASH INTO THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled a passenger "your right" said the pilot so the he took off his clothes and he stabbed himself with a lava lamp. "OK we managed to call the British Secret Service to give us some tea and scrumpets and they are also going to save us" said they flight attendant. After the whole event was over Hilary Clinton gave her phone number to the horse who had been in the fight with her "call me" she said.
Find out what happens in the next story when Elmer The Safety Elephant comes back to life dun dun duuuun!!

Whistler, Me , and Bigfoot!

Ha my random story to be posted! Enjoy!


Okay okay okay! So one day I was at Whistler, Im pretty sure it was last Winter and I saw Big Foot. I was skiing down one of the glade runs and decided to chase after this hefty beasty. I swerved off course to find Big Foot. Little did I know he was a bungee jumping ape that actually wanted my amazing skiing skis. So as I skiied down I saw him and he looked at me and I looked at him then he looked at me then I said "AHHAAQRDFQWERTY!!!" And ran at him while skiing like a kamazazee. HE clotheslined me and started to run after me. Luckily I skiied uphill just on time so that he got hit by a flying Barack Obama. Barack Obama hit bigfoot with his postage stamping move! He saved me! He then picked me up and flew me around the world 17.8 times dropping me off in France.

My shortest story yet lol!
By Ethan!

Welcome to Daily Random Stories!

Welcome to Daily Random Stories where we post all of our Random Stories that will be so random you won't know what to say about it. Every post that we publish will be a random story and a different one so expect sentences like "all of the sudden a UFO came out of nowhere and out came... a sports illustrated magazine!! and then came... ANOTHER UFO AND OUT CAME SPACE MEN FROM DETROIT!!!" and stuff like that. Anyways hope you enjoy the site!!